Eze Hat-Trick Sinks Spurs

he biggest story of the weekend continues to be the performance of Arsenal’s Eberechi Eze, who scored a magnificent hat-trick in the 4-1 dismantling of Tottenham.

Eze, who was heavily courted by Spurs before his $60 million move to the Gunners, had the perfect response to Thomas Frank’s pre-derby joke, “Who’s Eze?”

The hat-trick hero became only the fourth Arsenal player in history to score three goals against their bitter rivals, a feat that has been lauded as a “perfect riposte” to the Spurs manager.